A camel and an elephant meet for the first time: The elephant, surprised by such an animal, asks: - Why do you have your tits on your back? Camel's answer: - Assaulted as a question for someone who has the b*** in the middle of the figure!
The United Nations launched a worldwide survey whose main question was formulated as follows: "Please, please tell us honestly your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world." The result that has just been published is disappointing: -In Africa, no one understood "food". -In Eastern Europe no one understood "honestly". -In Western Europe no one has understood "shortage". -In China no one understood "solution" - In the Mode East no one understood "your opinion". -In Latin America no one understood "Please". -In the United States no one had heard of the rest of the world....
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young man who hitchhikes on the National 7. A Mercedes 500 SL stops. The driver is in a tuxedo, wearing dark glasses and smoking a big Havana. - Before you get in my car, he said, you have to tell me if you are right or left in politics, the naive young hitchhiker replies: - I am left, Male. And the guy in the Mercedes answers him by closing the door and putting the pieces away: - Too bad for you! A few minutes later, a BMW 840i stops and exactly the same thing happens, believing that all motorists have given themselves the word: The driver asks the young hitchhiker what political edge he is on. The young guy still replies that he is left-wing. As for the first time, the BMW guy starts off leaving the youngster on the road. - It's stupid, the hitchhiker thought to himself, the next car that stops, I'll tell him I'm from the right and then basta! A few minutes after this wise thought, a Porsche 911 stops. The driver is a driver, she is even a splendid blonde, even better bodied than her car. The blonde, like the two previous drivers, asked him which political side he was on. Leaving his self-esteem aside, the young hitchhiker replied that he was from the right. The girl then invites him up, which he does. He quickly notices that the girl is wearing an ultra short mini skirt, and that at the slightest gear change, at the slightest acceleration, the skirt goes up, goes up... The hitchhiker has his eyes fixed on his benefactor's thighs and panties. He gets more and more excited and starts to feel tight in his jeans. Finally, he doesn't want it anymore and says to the girl: - It's funny politics: I've only been on the right for ten minutes and I already want to fuck someone! Have a good day.
First you have to find a Female in the Moselle, make sure that she is Seine and well in Cher. When you feel his Eure coming, you start by caressing him in the Haut-Rhin and then go down to the Bas-Rhin. We then go around the Aisne to enter the Creuse. There, we find something good Doubs... Without losing the North, we wait for it to happen in Vienna and if we don't manage like a Channel, we can stay there until dawn. In the Somme, it is not a Pas-de-Calais to be a Hérault.
First you have to find a Female in the Moselle, make sure that she is Seine and well in Cher. When you feel his Eure coming, you start by caressing him in the Haut-Rhin and then go down to the Bas-Rhin. We then go around the Aisne to enter the Creuse. There, we find something good Doubs... Without losing the North, we wait for it to happen in Vienna and if we don't manage like a Channel, we can stay there until dawn. In the Somme, it is not a Pas-de-Calais to be a Hérault.
a couple of farmers who participate in the award ceremony of a bull competition. The presenter announces: Third prize, the Gideon bull, three years old, three matings per day! The Female, pounding her husband's elbow: Do you hear? Three times a day! You should learn from it! The presenter continues: - Second prize, the bull Gérard, five years old, six matings per day! The Female, excited: - Do you hear?! Do you hear that?!...... The presenter, at last: - And the first prize, the Germain bull, four and a half years old, nine matings a day! The Female, more and more excited: - Do you hear?! Do you hear that?! Do you hear that?!...... The husband then addresses the presenter: - The 9 times a day, is it with the same cow? - Uh.... No. Then he said to his Female: - Do you hear?!
